Dog Festival Directions (UKULELE CHORDS) by Pink Guy

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If you want to eat some dog

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I have good news

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There's an annual dog festival

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Where you can eat all the dog you want

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And it's located in Yulin Guangxi China

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And the festival spans about ten days

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With 15 thousand dogs consumed

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And it goes from the 21st to the 30th of June

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I just wanna let you know

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I'm just tryna' be a bro

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So you first take a flight to Guangzhou China

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Once you get off at that airport

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You wanna ask around for the Guangxi provincial bus

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And it costs 20 US dollars

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And it's a four and a half hour ride

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And you get off at Maoming West

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Just remember Maoming West

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Now you might have to stay there a full night

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Depending on the time you arrive

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Because the next bus that goes to Yulin only runs like once a day

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And you have to buy another ticket

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It's about another 22 bucks

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But from there it goes straight to Yulin

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Soon enough you'll be eating some dog

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Now there are about 8 available hotels in Yulin

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I'm checking online now

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I suggest the Yulin Lijing International Hotel

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Offering a sauna,.. fitness center


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Wow it's not too bad at all

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Nevermind,.. it's 50 bucks a night

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But with free complementary breakfast

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And a free cancelation fee

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So it's not a bad as I thought

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When you're ready the concierge will know exactly

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which festival you're talking about

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And he or she will give you directions

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So take a cab

But don't get ripped off

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If you're white they'll charge you double

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I shit you not

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I shit you not

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But anyways enjoy your flight

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Goodbye

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Enjoy the dog festival


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